To perhaps nobody's surprise, chapter sixteen of Pony Gear Solid was actually an April Fools Day prank. The real chapter sixteen is still in the offing, but I hope the bit that Editor Man and I cooked up for you at least offered some entertainment. It seems to have gone over better than the chapter I did for his story.

Read More

Even though I made the decision to return to FiMfic weeks before May 26th, 2016, that was the day I announced my comeback with a cryptic Metal Gear reference and an embedded image that didn't actually load!

...Hooray!

Read More

I'm prompted to complete and post this Document for 15, because 16 is completed and awaiting revision. How long it'll take, exactly, is unclear; it depends on how Editor Man finds the draft, and how heavily it needs to be rewritten to make up for my general incompetence. I'll spend the meantime working on a few other things, among them, 17.

Read More

After completing the Dodge arc, I sat down and thought hard about where this story needed to go. I considered the reception that Dodge received, being a hard left turn away from everybody's expectations, and decided that veering off into another completely unforeseen direction would be the best possible thing I could do for Pony Gear Solid.

Read More

...or its revised form, specifically, which I refer to as "Sunset Shimmer is Lonely and Depressed and Sometimes There's an Eyeball."

Incidentally, I finally published the original story to FiMfic, as a bonus chapter, if anybody's interested in reading through it and comparing.

Read More

It's the grand finale of the Solid Snake and Twilight Sparkle Show! Part... three? Three and four? To be honest, even though they're numbered 13 and 14, I think of both chapters together as separate parts of 13, but as has been pointed out to me, having nearly 40k words divided across two documents does qualify as two chapters. So... part three and four of the Solid Snake and Twilight Sparkle show.

A few things to cover before we get started:

Read More

[10:26:12 PM] Poshy Woshy: I have this dream.
[10:26:15 PM] Poshy Woshy: It's the same one every night.
[10:26:41 PM] Poshy Woshy: I ascend into heaven at the end of my life, draped in a white sheet. My skin is shining and iridescent as the sun's rays wash over me.

Read More

Just then, Doctor Whoove came running by.

"GREAT WHICKERING STALLIONS," he yelled.

And then Posh killed himself.

"Why did I ever set a precedent for this by making a Slice of Life reference a major part of the plot?" were his dying words.